Monday, February 23, 2009

Whatever you give a woman

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
  • If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
  • If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
  • If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
  • If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
  • She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
  • So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

8 pretty purplexing comments:

  1. Amen to that last point!!!!
    I could re-phrase that one to read:

    If you are looking for it, YOU WILL FIND IT!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  2. So true, so true.
    teach your sons, they need to know this. They all do :)

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  3. Ina & Preppy: Tell me about it! My sons are just like Dad! It can be right in front of their faces and they still can't see it! :)

    Judy: Thank you!

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  4. Love it, it is so true! Love the new layout, fun spring colors. I hope its getting warmer in PA!

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  5. sorry but I stole this and emailed to soooo many women!

    I just remembered my info to log in to comment I think I should go back to the screen name Iforgot

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