Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Dumb Drug Dealer

I was watching the news last night and the funniest story was reported.

An officer pulled over a man for a broken tail light. When the officer looked in the car he found a large bag of marijuana.  The man was searched and that was when the officer noticed a "large bulge" in the front of the man's pants.

The drug dealer had the balls to deny he had any drugs on his possession.

Back at the station police discovered the man had tied 89 bags of cocaine and heroin to his PENIS!
Then when officers tried to remove the drugs, the guy peed!  EEWWW!

Gotta give the guy credit for being creative.  ;-)

The man was charged with drug possession, but no charges were filed for whizzing.


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4 pretty purplexing comments:

  1. First: EEWWWWWW!!! GROSS!!!! *Fainted from grossness!*

    Second: I love the new background!

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  2. That's when the tazer would come out!
    Ouch...as my husband would say!

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  3. Dumb drug dealer indeed!! Geesh....

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