Zach: Mom, I can't find my debit card.
ME: Where was the last place you had it?
ZACH: Burger King and I used the drive thru. I didn't go anywhere that night once I got back.
ME: Did you check the trash? Maybe you threw it way with the bag.
ZACH: No, and it would be too late with the trash. I thought about it. I definitely didn't.
ME: Check your car again.
ZACH: Cleaned out my car. I swear I did nothing different then I usually do. This blows my mind. It's always in my car or on my bed.
(Did he just say he keeps it in his CAR or the BED????)
ME: Did you check the laundry?
ME: Did you check UNDER the bed?
ZACH: Yes MOM!
ME: If you can't find it, you will have to call the bank, get it cancelled and order a replacement.
ZACH: Found my Walmart debit card that my paycheck is on. Is it possible to transfer money on that one.
(SMACK MY FOREHEAD!)
ME: No. I can't do that. Is there any money left on that card?
ZACH: Like $1.25
(Dude, you're screwed!)
ZACH: I've been looking all day. If I can't find it by 2:30, I'll call.
(Jeopardy Theme Song)
ZACH: What's the number?