Monday, February 9, 2009

Nutty News

Story #1
A man who tried to rob a convenience store and made off with two bottles of beer didn't make it far -- sheriff's deputies found him sitting on the bench outside the store with the booze.The suspect came into a Chevron in Deltona shortly after 3:30 a.m. on Saturday and tried to buy two beers. The clerk told the man that liquor laws prohibit the sale of alcohol between 3 a.m. and 7 a.m. but the suspect walked behind the counter, shoved the clerk and told him he would kill him if he didn't turn over all of the money, authorities said.The suspect put his hand under his sweatshirt to imply he had a gun, but the clerk refused to give him money. The suspect shoved the clerk one more time, grabbed the beer and walked out of the store, the sheriff's office said.The clerk called 911 and deputies arrived about three minutes later. Xavier Sierra, a 22-year-old Deltona resident, was still sitting outside the store with his beer.

Story #2
Authorities in South Florida said a man was arrested after calling 911 to complain that a fast-food restaurant had run out of lemonade. Boynton Beach police said Jean Fortune, 66, has been charged with abuse of 911 communication. Police said Fortune called the emergency telephone number and told authorities that a Burger King in Boynton Beach did not have any lemonade.

2 pretty purplexing comments:

  1. The police have such better things they can be doing with their time. Makes you wonder if these people are just trying to get some attention.

  2. OMG what idiots! Too funny you really hope these people never have children thats DNA you dont want.


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