Have you seen the Smiling Bob commerical on TV for natural male enhancement. There are a few. One is Smiling Bob in a race car, another is Smiling Bob as Santa Claus and all the women and lined up to sit in his lap. Even if you haven't seen the commercial I think this story will still amuse you.
My 12 year old son was watching TV with me and the Smiling Bob commerical came on.
BRANDON: "Mom, what is male enhancement?"
ME: "It's kinda of something that helps your pee pee grow bigger."
(Well, What was I supposed to say?????)
BRANDON: "Oh! That's why all those ladies are lined up!"
Monday, October 26, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Yesterday was warm outside and the sun was shining. It felt so good! Then the lady bugs came... Some people told me it meant "good luck" to have lady bugs. I have to disagree. I was swarmed with thousands of lady bugs on the sunny side of my home. So whenever I opened the back door to let the dogs out, lady bugs would come in! I spent hours with a can of industrial bug spray trying to get all the lady bugs. I should have known better! As soon as I sprayed the first squirt, lady bugs were all over me trying to escape the fumes! EEK! In my hair, my clothes, and even down the front of my shirt!!! Sorry folks, but I didn't feel very lucky!!
Monday, October 19, 2009
Zoey and I went shopping at the "Charlestown Sale", which is like a HUGE indoor yard sale. I found a princess costume for $2.00! Wahoo!
Today we made witch finger puppets. Zoey hasn't taken it off her finger yet!
Here are a few pictures from Brandon's hockey game. This year he moved up from the B team to the A team. Brandon took some private lessons over the summer and has really improved his game. I am very proud of him and his motivation to improve. There are alot of newer players and the team is struggling. We are planning to do a hayride with the team this Friday to try to get the boys to know each other better and to have some fun! It will be dark, but I'll try to get photos!
Friday, October 16, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Me, Tiffani, Ahren, Brandon & Zachary