Brandon: Is Dad going to London Paris?
Me: Wait. What?
Brandon: Isn't Paris in London.
No, Paris is in France and London is in England.
Brandon: Oh, for awhile there I thought Dad was going to New England.
Brandon: Where would you like to go Mom?
Me: I'd love to go to Ireland again.
Brandon: I wouldn't want to go to a foreign country. I'd go to Mexico.
Me: (ok, now really laughing hard!)
Brandon: What?? Mexico's on the same side as us.
Me: (Crying because I can't stop laughing).